If you take a girl to a fancy restaurant “some” of us would see this in a few ways… notice I say “some” of us not to offend the girl who actually finds this the ‘Perfect’ date. But in our minds it can be taken as:
1. It’s a first date and you are trying to impress us (though unless you can continue to supersede each date why bother? You are just setting the expectations high for yourself… after the fancy restaurant she’s going to expect the same quality each time or above).
2. Forgiveness… you forgot our birthday or we totally caught you staring at someone else’s boobs while we were having a conversation (sure some boobs you can’t look away, but stop me and say wow look at those!)
3. Blind date… (you never know how horrid this person will be so a dark setting could be quite the brilliant idea for both parties involved!)
I suppose this now brings up the question of where do you take us? Good question! You know sure...why not take us to Taco Bell. One might perceive this as a “cheap” date. But ladies… lets over-think this! There is no pressure to get all dressed up when going to Taco Bell! Though I suppose you could get all dressed up at Taco Bell, why not? Your date would probably look like he’s paying you for the night. As I typed that last sentence the idea of both parties dressing up and going to Taco Bell sounds somewhat promising. Think of all the looks you would get and what the person behind the counter is thinking. I’m pretty sure who ever’s behind that register will be close to the phone expecting some kind of fight or drama that is going to break out between you and your date, more so if you walk into the place with a bit of attitude and disgust. Ladies there are possibilities with the Taco Bell date! Let’s put another spin on this place for a date. In the fancy restaurant you have to sit and wait for your food, talk, think of interesting conversation… but what if you want to run even before the salad hits the fancy table? Or what if your phone doesn’t ring and that your backup caller forgets to tell you that your cat had once again died (the poor thing has surpassed its number of lives using this excuse).
But now what? You’ve survived the Taco Bell date… your guy has spent $5. Does the night end there? Nah splurge and go for the movie! This might sound lame but ever wonder why a woman’s purse is huge? I mean there is a reason why they call a woman’s purse their luggage or that we could actually live out of our purse. If we survive the 15 minutes at Taco Bell… who’s to say I won’t skip the popcorn and share my flask?
